Category Archives: Culture

Not in Hawaii: Interracial couple denied married license

Today’s SF Chronicle reports the story of an interracial couple being denied a marriage license in Louisiana because a white justice of the peace says ‘it is his experience that most interracial marriages do not last long’. Clearly this man has never been to Hawaii.

The majority of people in the Aloha state self-describe as “mixed ancestry”, according to census records. The divorce rate is no higher than elsewhere, and is in fact a tad lower. (See related article on being fat and happy.)

The article goes on and Bardwell digs deeper:

‘I’m not a racist. I just don’t believe in mixing the races that way,’ Bardwell told the Associated Press on Thursday. ‘I have piles and piles of black friends. They come to my home, I marry them, they use my bathroom. I treat them just like everyone else.’ Bardwell said he asks everyone who calls about marriage if they are a mixed race couple. If they are, he does not marry them, he said.

Use his bathroom? Who is this guy? His reasoning:

‘There is a problem with both groups accepting a child from such a marriage,” Bardwell said. “I think those children suffer and I won’t help put them through it.’

Maybe Bardwell hasn’t heard the latest news about a child of mixed race parents becoming President. But then again, that child was born in Hawaii.

Women in Honolulu line up for sexy underwear

Women in Honolulu go crazy for new Victoria’s Secret store that opened in Ala Moana Shopping Center yesterday at 6 am. Since doors opened, women have lined up outside, backed up to Sears, for over an hour to get inside. Security gaurds surround the scene to keep it orderly…and prevent crazed women from charging for sexy underwear. Apparenty online shopping is nowhere near as exciting as the “pretty in pink and black”-themed store.

Maui’s trust fund hippies

Maui’s social fabric is more like cornrows: people live side-by-side and often have totally separate lives and points of view. Generally this is a good thing. It’s also true that lots of wealthy people live on Maui, some very famous, others more idealistic. There’s one peculiar group of people here that are both wealthy and idealistic. They are called “trust fund hippies,” and here’ a light-hearted poke at what might be the fastest growing group of Maui residents:

10. Live in Hawaii, probably Maui, all or part of the year.

9. Drive a newish car or carry the latest gear through Paia without an obvious source of income (i.e., no day job).

8. Have a guru and know what that means.

7. Have met your guru in person, probably more than once.

6. Drink “Tulsi” tea or at least know what it is.

5. Own or co-op property in Hawaii.

4. Built your own eco-friendly house or live in a yurt.

3. Danced at The Studio.

2. Chant and meditate for world peace in the hot tub.

1. Changed your name to something like Amandeep, but checks from your parents/grandparents/ex are still made out to Tracy.